Strangest thing you ever called in?

[TexasDoc]

ok,here it goes,While rattling last evening I rattled in a 60pound Feral Hog,I was rattling and it cam in at about 25 yds and NO I didn't get a shot on it.


TexasDoc

[sormi]

Mother-in-law..................... Scared the hell out of me..

[REM223PA]

i was calling foxes one night just befoe dark. it was about7 years ago .
i set up with the wind in my face and back to a very larg tree. thats when it happend i was calling real solft with a rabbit call when i herd the solft steps behind me .
i new i just cant move, its a fox ,,he has winded me .
i sat there waiting. 5 minets i here him ,,i new i should not sat agenst this dam tree. over and over i was thinkin this. and the hole time that foxstill was just trying to wind me
so he was my new plan.
i will get up real fastlike shoot him in the butt wy he made his exit. so thats what i did,
but it was not a fox it was a 7' 450lb black bear not more then 8 steps away .i realy did not know thay could run that fast he got one look at me and hi tailed it out of there. thank god!!

[Bobcat]

BIG adrenalin rush............

[Bennie]

How fast were your feet trying to go the other way.

[REM223PA]

i never had a chance to run he took off so fast and he realy made some loud wimpering sounds i realy think i spooked him bad

[Okieyoter]

;D This is not a calling story but it is pretty funny . A friend of my dad's that is disabled was spring turkey hunting in Arkansas near Leslie . We had some land leased that was surrounded by paper company land and one other piece of property that was posted . Just across the fence on the posted land there was a big gooseberry patch . Well old big John decided that a gooseberry cobbler would be real good to go with supper . He stopped his four wheeler by the fence and stepped over thinking that the owner wouldn't mind if he took a few berries . Big John pulled off his camo jacket , bent over and proceded to pick berries . About 15 minutes later John was still bent over and he heard this grunting and he said it sounded like someone clearing their throat . Well he said he figured he had been caught by the owner of the property and was fixing to take a chewing out . He looked between his legs and there was a Black Bear a few feet away eating berries . He said that he made record time (for a disabled guy) getting back over the fence and when he got on his four wheeler he looked back at the berrie patch and the bear was cutting a trail for the next county . He said the moral to this story is that when land says posted they just might have a trained bear guarding the berrie patches . That is the only time that I can ever remember Big John going on land that he didn't have permission to be on . And I don't think he ever will again , the bear made a lasting impression on him . My dad was always sure to remind him of this . My dad has passed on now but I think I'll call Big John up this spring and see if he wants to go turkey and berry hunting .

[Bennie]

Odie and I went hunting and called in Mikie, haven't been able to get rid of him since. Haul him off down the road and he finds his way back. He does have a good nose on him.

[ICMCumin]

Bennie said:

Odie and I went hunting and called in Mikie, haven't been able to get rid of him since. Haul him off down the road and he finds his way back. He does have a good nose on him.

ROFLMAO

You guys are too much ;D

Which one of you is the Good , which one is the Bad and which one is the UGLY ??

[Bennie]

Well of course I'm the good, Odie is the bad and Mikie is the exceptionally ugly one. Actually we have worked together for about 20 years and we have kinda grown on each other, kinda like warts.

[Mikie]

Hey ICM if you ever get a look at Bennie you will know who the ugly one is. Just remember don't look directly at his face you will start to cry then turn to stone.AS for Odie you will just feel sorry for him when you see him. His dog's try to bite him.

[Odie]

Bennie, I told ya not to feed him.